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Subject:   RHYMETIME
Name:   Mr Mother F$cker
Date Posted:   Dec 18, 04 - 2:02 PM
Email:   randalltone@yahoo.com
Website:   http://DEVILTONES.COM
Message:   OK OK here i I go Gots to get off my ass and get to the show. Got a gig to do and it dont pay **** if it wont for the wine wine andwomen youknow Id quit.
But I got rockto roll and love to sell igot a discount ticket on a trip to hell.
I'll let it go to the first buyer. I got a naked nun with a gun on my quarter page flier. I got a ticket for passin em out in a no solicitation zone. Imet a girl she gave me her number for the masterbation phone. I call her up and some old man answers. I say Im a long lost friend of hers whose dyin of cancer.
You know it didnt take long with the things she said paintin a naughty naughty picture in my head.
I'd call right now but I washed her away in my jeans. Gonna got to Mexico live off beer cheese and beans.
Down there a thousand dollars could make me a king.
Hire a sexy mexican maid to stand over top of me naked and sing. Any old song about cowboys and guns. about bank robbin banditos that live on the run. About a house where the ladies are almost free for fifteen AMERICAN dollars I could buy two or three. Oh man wouldnt it be the life. Slit their soft brown throats with a Stanley razor knife. Drop em off in the alley with rain in the gutter give some mexican bum my Stanley box cutter. Is this just a dream or has it already happened? may be not in mexico but up in Manhattan? HUH?
Mr MOTHER FUCAR
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Re: RHYMETIME by Mr Mother F$cker · Dec 21, 04 - 5:16 PM
Re: Re: RHYMETIME by Dirt · Dec 24, 04 - 8:52 AM


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