C h r i s t i n a Is Jamming (C h r i s t m a s Is Coming)
When I’m in the radio shack, when I want to talk,
I start to think about all the crap I got,
You know I don’t mind the show; I don’t give a f u c k,
But whenever I key up, you tell me to shut up!
C h r i s t i n a is jamming; the hams are getting fat,
Please put a penny in YDO’s hat,
If you haven’t got a penny, a joint or two will do,
If you haven’t got a joint or two, he’ll yell, “F U C K YOU"!
C h r i s t i n a is jamming; her amp is glowing red,
If she doesn’t un-key, it will soon be dead!
Darin’s running down the hall; ouch, he hit the wall,
If he doesn’t slow down, he is sure to trip and fall!
C h r i s t i n a is jamming; Chris Pulse is so angry,
He’s lashing out at everyone, including me!
Tom’s out pulling weeds, wishing he could see,
Tammi’s in the trailer, lit up like a Christmas tree!
John Jolly needs a new blow up doll; Tim needs to go outside,
Steve needs another dog, his other one just died!
If I never talk on 435 again, who could blame me?
I think I’ll jump in Jimmy’s trunk, get drunk, and fall asleep!
