[I've decided not to be shy. It's my birthday tomorrow and I've been waiting since the message board changed to get one of those cakes with the blinking eyes in it that look at you. I figured it would be okay to ask for because it doesn't cost anything and besides, it's 0 calories!]
May this be an especially happy birthday for you, bringing with it an abundance of good fortune and the promise of much happiness along the road ahead.