This scene was found on the cutting room.

"Have no need of Dr. Zodiac's ability to know that offspring is wasting
expensive college education. Can see that by grade card here."

Dear Chris,

Each week you continue to provide me with a much needed chuckle! As I write this, I am about to head to my class where I am scheduled to give a short presentation. As Charlie Chan said in "Shanghai," the thought makes me "much nervous." However, your "lost scene" has taken off some of the edge...

Sincerely,
Rush