Tommy: Look Pop, I learned a magic trick. See this silver dollar? Watch me make it disappear.

Charlie: No need for magic trick. Expensively educated # 3 son already make many dollars disappear.

By the way, my vote goes to Russell's caption!

-Rush

Dear Chris,

My caption: "Uh, Pop, it seems I'll need another advance on my allowance, or else I won't be able to pay Joe, here, for the beef stew."

Sincerely,
Rush

Yea!! Two entries. Good job you two! Let's get some more!

Chris M.

"Pop, you just THINK I'm holding your quarter!"

Virginia

"Now, watch closely Pop, as I make this coin disappear BACK into your ear."

"Murder case or no murder case, Pop, it's time for your diet pill."

Again my thanks to all of you. And there's still time through next week. Get the word out to the others. I'll even post the entries and let the rest of you help choose one as a lot of them seem like winners. I couldn't even think of an entry myself.

Chris M.

Uh....Hey Pop, If I use this quarter to buy some of
Joes "Beef Stew" .... Will you loan me two Bucks so
I can go to the movies later!! Cmon, Will Ya !! Huh
Will Ya !!

Let's go upstairs pop, and tell those people to please oil their bedsprings!