Wise man say, "to keep wife always be one kiss behind"

Dear Steve,

In a similar vein, I have heard the following: "Happy wife - happy life."

Sincerely,
Rush

Honarable father says, "He who messes with family. Gets messed with right back."

Here's another.

"He who thinks they know a person. Soon learns that they are in for more than they bargained for."

Here's anothre one.

"One who is never scared. Finds self jumping slightly in starlement."


This one I made up for what happend to me on Halloween. What? It was the second year to go Haunting with cousins.

Please don't hate me for this one. My mom told me this one, obviously from Chan's era..."No such thing as rape, girl run faster with dress up then man with pants down"

Now that is a good one. I swear I heard that one as well. Of course when i first read it, I laughed. Couldn't help it.

Now that I have everyone I know into CChan I'm getting quite a few of these from them. Some like this one, are a bit crude and certainly would never be uttered from mouth of famous cantonese detective. "Good to meet woman in park, better to park meet in woman" (I hope they don't kick me outta' here for this one)

CRUDE AND RUDE!

Sorry, no more I promise, apologize if I offended anyone

I wasn't offend Steve. Seriously I wasn't.

Here's another one that I made up during Halloween right after.

"One who does not scare easily. Can be taken by surprise."