Have you recently joined Penny Lane? Want to try your hand at cross country?
Cross country is brilliant! You get to run around in mud (and you're a grown up now so no one will tell you off), chocolates at the end of the race and later sandwiches and biscuits with a cuppa while you wait for the results.
Where do I sign up? I hear you ask. Look no further, for I can facilitate that for you.
Give me your name and dob and I will get you on the results database.
Then all you have to do is turn up on race day, run your socks off, pick up a position token at the end and bask in the glory of a good job done for your team.
Everyone contributes because every position counts by pushing the other teams down the line. It is a true team effort. So don't delay, sign up today!